Marinate tenders in buttermilk and hot sauce for 15–30 minutes while you gather backpacks.
Mix flour with 1 tbsp Cajun, salt. In another bowl mix panko with remaining 1 tbsp Cajun.
Dredge tenders in flour, dip in egg, press into panko. Shake off excess.
For skillet: heat oil over medium and cook 3–4 minutes per side until golden and 165°F. For oven: spray sheet, bake 20–22 minutes at 425°F, flip halfway.
Whisk remoulade ingredients. Serve tenders with sauce and carrot sticks. Kid-approved swap: use Greek yogurt instead of mayo to cut fat.